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Palm trees, the flat broke disease

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"son, you can get all the tattoos and nose rings and sha enhancements you want but you will never live up to my nipple rings"

actual grom quote (via sheimi-chan)

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caterjunes:

what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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coffeencakes:

nice, what i’ve always wanted

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albierio:

LIFE HAS MANY TEARS BOOKER

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